The Superior Express -

With school starting soon, or maybe already has started, I’m going to share a couple of comments that my sister-in-law recently shared with me.

* Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is six years old.

Teacher: How is this possible?

Kid: He became father only when I

was born.

* Teacher: Maria go to the map and

find North America.

Maria: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now, Class, who

discovered America?

Class: Maria.

* Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O...