The Superior Express -

I keep getting reminders that I’m most likely included in that category of people that some call “old.” Others, kinder I suppose, might use the word “senior” rather than old.

Whatever group I’m in, that’s OK, I’ll go with it. Maybe that’s the reason I enjoyed the following little bit of humor I came across just last week. The following was a list of “Things I am no longer interested in:

1: Driving at night.

2: Driving in the winter.

3: Getting on a scale.

4: Arguing with idiots.

5: Being “fashionable.”

6: Going to the gym.

7: Wearing clothes that don�...